During the ceremony when the priest started asking the bride "Do you
take this man to be your...", she started laughing uncontrollably and
couldn't stop. Is was cute for about 10 seconds and then things got real
uncomfortable. They lasted a year and change. We all kinda knew the
only reason they were getting married was because she got pregnant.
Dude said the wrong name at the altar.
My sister's new husband made out with a bride's maid on the dance floor of the reception.
The bride came creeping up to my brother and handed him a note detailing
how much she loved him and if he wanted her all he had to do was object
when the time came. He handed the note off the the grooms sister and we
left before the ceremony began. My Facebook says they did end up
getting married, haven't seen them since then though.
They were friends of mine who dated for nearly two years before their
wedding. He loved her more than she loved him, obvious to all our
friends, and we suspected she begrudgingly said yet to his proposal.
He said his vows first and went on and on about loving her for the
rest of his life. During hers, she started with "438 days... that's how
long I've loved you." It seemed sweet until she ended her vows with,
"And I promise to love you for at least 438 more." Most thought nothing
of it and some friends called me a dick for saying it was a subconscious
sign she wasn't in it for the long haul.
She left him exactly that amount of days after the wedding with a
note that said 'I kept my vow to love you for 438 days more, but I can't
for a single day more.'
My cousin (the bride) told us, as she was going from table to table thanking the guests, that she didn't think it would last. We were stunned. They lasted about a year.
