The groom invited his female friend, she was in the early stages of
pregnancy. Towards the end of the night, the bride asked aforementioned
friend who the father was. The friend cheerfully said the groom's name.
My uncle red faced and screaming at 14 year old me on his wedding day to
make sure I wear condoms so I don't have to marry some bitch I knocked
up.
The groom didn't look at the bride once.
Friend got married. On his honeymoon, his wife went to the spa, he
stayed in the room to chill. Housekeeping came, young cute girl, friend
paid her for a blow job. Told me about all proud. Didn't last a year.
The groom's vows:
"Dear Bride, we've had our ups and downs -- mostly downs -- "
